Total Medals Earned: 606 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,230 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/30 points)
first cilp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
Eat your first cookie
Finish the first level
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 14/18 (400/500 points)
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 1
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Find secret area 3
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Medals Earned: 27/33 (145/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (200/360 points)
10000 clicks.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Begin the game.
Clear floor 1.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)